Perfect Business Models.

The NYC coffee-shop office is endangered as small cafés start putting restrictions on laptop use.

“We need more customers! What can we do?”

“Well we could kick out anyone using a laptop, after all they’re taking up a seat!”

“Good idea! We also need to cut our power costs, any ideas there?”

“Yep, cover up the power outlets. Then the laptop users won’t outstay their welcome as their batteries drain.”

“My god man! You’re a genius!”

Fast forward 6 months.

“We still need more customers! What can we do this time?”

“Well we could kick out anyone reading books or newspapers, after all they’re taking up a seat too!”

“Good idea! We’re still needing to cut our power costs too, any more ideas?”

“Sure do! Take out all the light bulbs. Then the readers won’t hang around as reading in the dark strains their eyes.”

“My god man! You are a genius!”

“I know, I used to work for pets.com.”

Posted Thursday, August 6th, at 10:12 PM (∞).

A 21st Century Problem.

The Internet - I wonder how many paragraphs start like that…

The Internet. The explosion of social networking; blogging; photoblogging; vblogging; tweeting. For those of us - that’s you, Reader. I keep a check on these things, mostly because I’m boring and don’t want to tell the world about it). That live so much of our lives online, it gives a mostly one way flow of information. Stuff that is “You” going out there. Like a radio blasting Britney Spears out into space for who knows what to pick up.

Sure, it’s harmless. There’s nothing out there anyway. No serial killers. Stalkers. People out to use those broadcast bits of You for their own ends which ultimately does you harm.

So all of these bits of You floating around. They’re all connected. Yes, the collection is incomplete, which might itself be part of the problem or another problem altogether. But these interconnected bits, flow together and pool up. They provide a template, a table of parity data used to build another you inside the minds of others. A facsimile similar to the one you make when you meet and hang out with a new person. But it’s lacking. It lacks the reverse flow of data. They get the template of you. But you don’t get the template of them.

Now, the actual problem. When two people meet, template free. They each have blank slates on which to store these bits of each other. Which is the accepted norm. If two people meet that have been mutually collecting bits of each other, they already have a template each and while not normal in the traditional sense, isn’t a social iceberg out to sink the friendship. But… what if two people cross paths and one of these two people has a template, while the other doesn’t? What then? One person is loaded with Information and the other merely holds a blank slate? Is this Information bias the water pooling behind the bulkhead of the Titanic?

21st Century Internet Ettiquette feels like another social minefield. Like High School. Global High School.

Posted Monday, June 22nd, at 9:43 PM (∞).

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